The Sad

A sex move, where in which during intercourse the two (or more participants) cease fucking and instead lay on each other weeping because they've both simulatenously come to the conclusions that their lives are both pointless and they are only seeking pleasure as means of temporary distraction from the neverceasing pain of their lives.

Two days before he dissapeared Daniel and I did The Sad with each other.

by HorribleEndless July 15, 2015

The SAD

The Social Anxiety Disorder

Alex Devries had The SAD

by antisad August 25, 2009

The SAD

the male version of WAP

Strong. Ass. Dick

Created by Court and Zara

damn he got the SAD

by phantomandghost July 18, 2022

the sad life

what happens when you browse the internet to often and become sexually confused and socially inactive, normally due to fandoms and other internet phenomena.

"Damn.. have you seen Damien recently? I haven't heard from him in weeks irl and all he ever messages me on facebook is stuff about anime. He must live the sad life."

by Garyniger January 28, 2014

The Sad Unicorn

A used condom is put on someones forehead so they look like a sad unicorn.

It was awesome, I totally gave her the sad unicorn last night. She didnt know how to react.

by zebragirl420 February 17, 2010

The Sad Thing

A near meeting of two parties, one enterting and one exiting a room, resulting in the first party hearing or seeing the other leave without the second party's knowledge. The disappointment that lingers in the heart of the first party usually remains until the two reconnect. This occurrence is also known as the "we just missed each other!" phenomenon.

A: "You know, ust like yesterday, I got up this morning and heard you leaving!"

B: "Aww, it was The Sad Thing again."

by iamabeachwalk March 8, 2009

the sad clown

when ejacqulate on a girls/guys face and punch her in the nose and she starts to cry and bleed

can you beleve dylan he gave jon the sad clown last night

by bobeto lee December 13, 2007