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The Roommates 

"The Roommates": The grandparents (or parents) of a male that constantly braggs about his sex life who moves back in with his Grandparents (or Parents) and they have more sex than he does. This generally occurs after the male moves out of his Grandparents (or parent) house, lives with his friends, and later returns to live with his grandparents (or parents). The parents or grandparents are then considered "The Roommates".
Preach: why do you look so tired Ears?

Ears: because i was up all night to the sound of "The Roommates"!
The Roommates by The Preacher 478 February 3, 2010
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bunking up with the roommate 

having sex with a tampon in place
My husband was bunking up with the roommate last night.

The Roommate Game 

Males only. There's really no way to win, but you lose when you see your roommate's dick.
"Yeah, he made me lose the roommate game."

The roommate 

Stick your wiener in a jar of peanut butter then receive a BJ. Afterwards leave the peanut butter on the counter for the roommate to eat never telling them what happened.
We performed the roommate last night, Jaxon enjoyed his sandwich.
The roommate by Redd1981 May 4, 2023

Give your roommate the rocket 

1) To have gay anal sex with another person
2) (Typically used as the question "Did you give your roommate the rocket?") Taken literally as a question whether or not one has passed on the gift of a model rocket to their roommate
1) Person A: "What are you doing after dinner?"

Person B: "I'm going to give my roommate the rocket!"
2) "Hey Sanjay! Did you give your roommate the rocket? I know he loves aeronautical models."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026