The River School 

A small private school in Worcester. It's the brokest private school in England, the teachers are constantly annoyed and there's never enough money for anything. The PE Teacher is a simp, the girls get to do anything that they want in PE, and the boys just have to do the same. The computers in the ICT are older than the dinosaurs and crash when you try to open google. We haven't won a sporting event since Queen Victoria was alive. The kids are good though, and you'll probably make some really good friends. Overall, it can be quite fun, and you'll have quite a good time.

1: "Where do you go to school?"
2: "I go to The River School"
1: "Aren't they completely broke?"
2: "Yea, we haven't had new computers since the dinosaurs!"

The River School by anonymous September 20, 2022

The Rivers School 

Just about the sikest school in the ISL. The music is dirty, sports are indomitable , and the arts are filthy, and is mostly occupied by rich kids. Northfaces and uggs are not rare and the campus is continually developing. New students are flowing in and everyone is a friend. ROCKKK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Yo where should i apply...Nobles, The rivers school , or milton?"
"rivers...its only thebest"

The Rivers School by I am anonymouse January 6, 2008