High ranking Naval officer.
Also a sex term when a man is doing a woman from behind while standing. Objective of the game is to fuck and push her around the room. The catch is you do it without using hands while trying to knock her into objects. If you make it 360 degrees around the room without hands your are promoted to Rear Admiral.
Also a sex term when a man is doing a woman from behind while standing. Objective of the game is to fuck and push her around the room. The catch is you do it without using hands while trying to knock her into objects. If you make it 360 degrees around the room without hands your are promoted to Rear Admiral.
After a night of drinking too much tequila, I decided to do the rear admiral. The girl ended up with a broken nose and I ended up with a broken lamp and TV.
by M_Dubz152 June 12, 2023
Anal sex in which the reciever wraps his or her legs around the other person's ass and then walks around the room on their hands at the discretion of the person screwing the other persons ass.
"Shut up or Ill give you the rear admiral"
That bruise on his head was from the rear admiraling he recieved the other day.
That bruise on his head was from the rear admiraling he recieved the other day.
by Burrcifer March 12, 2007
From an interview with "The Simpsons" creators.
Regarding "Rear Admiral," I think the answer is probably as disappointing as you feared it might be: it doesn't exist. Here is the actual first draft script excerpt from the Halloween show:
BART: Milhouse. Milhouse, wake up. Quick, look out the window.
MILHOUSE: No way, Bart. If I lean over and put my face against the window, you're gonna smash it, or maybe pinch my butt real hard.
This was the first draft. In re-writing it, the writers wanted to go for something a little funnier, something that would sound like it was from the family of "flying wedgie," "purple nurple," etc. Someone, I do not remember who, said "Rear Admiral." It sounds real, having the word "rear" in it, but it was manufactured to sound real. As far as we know, it doesn't really exist.
Regarding "Rear Admiral," I think the answer is probably as disappointing as you feared it might be: it doesn't exist. Here is the actual first draft script excerpt from the Halloween show:
BART: Milhouse. Milhouse, wake up. Quick, look out the window.
MILHOUSE: No way, Bart. If I lean over and put my face against the window, you're gonna smash it, or maybe pinch my butt real hard.
This was the first draft. In re-writing it, the writers wanted to go for something a little funnier, something that would sound like it was from the family of "flying wedgie," "purple nurple," etc. Someone, I do not remember who, said "Rear Admiral." It sounds real, having the word "rear" in it, but it was manufactured to sound real. As far as we know, it doesn't really exist.
Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse, wake up, quick! Look out the window.
Milhouse: No way, Bart. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral!
Milhouse: No way, Bart. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral!
by jlovato August 19, 2006
by JackTors May 15, 2019
He was promoted to rear admiral
by Ian Chode March 20, 2004
While performing intercourse doggystyle, the man pulls the womans hands behind her back and attempts to thrust her around a room. A full circuit around the room will make you a rear admiral.
by daslew March 20, 2009
This term refers to a person who likes to stick long phallic-like objects up their rectum. The term was coined in the 1970s to describe high-ranking military officials who enjoyed poking their intestinal basin with objects that are similar in shape to a man's genitals. The motivation for this is unknown and the term is usually used in a derogatory fashion to describe someone.
Person 1: "Why didn't Steve want to come over for my college graduation party?" Person 2: "He was put off by the footage that leaked, proving he's a Rear Admiral. I don't think he can deal with the social pressures of confrontation on the topic." Person 1: "You mean he might start trying to push people off the balcony like Elliot Rodger at a house party?" Person 2: "Precisely."
by Eric Kazinsky May 25, 2014