The Punching Bag

When a couger gets down on all fours and lets you beat her titties with your weiner, not unlike a boxer would punch a bag.

William's mom let me perform the punching bag to her last night.

by Otis Spunkmeyer__ June 22, 2011

punching bag

a person who takes the blame when something goes wrong, a scapegoat

An unpopular politician is likely to become a punching bag.

by The Return of Light Joker March 31, 2009

the punching bag

When you punch yourself in the balls as hard as you can to kill the sperm right before you ejaculate into a woman's vagina as to avoid other forms of birth control.

"Wow, the punching bag I gave myself last night hurt, but not as bad as 18 years of child support would have."

by Kyle Willinger April 9, 2007

Punching bag

When your ballsack is saggy and you stick it in her vagina when she's about to give birth so the baby starts kicking and punching at it like a punching bag from the uterus.

Right before my wife was about to give birth to my son, I performed the punching bag and he was already like manny pacquiao

by Robindaasian October 2, 2018

Punching bag

A term used to describe a ballsack that has been punched.

Punching bag- Ahh be cool your punching the shit out of my ball bag.

by Rbomb04 November 14, 2014

the punching bag

n. The act of taking a used condom, tying it at the end (resembling a real punching bag), and pummelling one's parter in the face with it until it breaks and the semen inside explodes on her face.

In exchange for a rowdy round of sex, John gave Betsy the punching bag.

by Bryce H. April 24, 2003

Punching Bag

PUN-ching Bag (v) - The act of lifting the penis and inflicting pugilistic damage to the testicle area.

Alex barely recovered after Paige made a punching bag out of him.

by mr & jb September 7, 2006