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The Pork 

1. A person, place, or thing with major swag.
Mac: "Dammit, we can't play King's Cup... we don't have any cards."
Monica: "Dude, I brought my deck!"
Brian: "Sick, Moni! You're The Pork!"

Joanie: "I can't go to eat with you guys.. I'm kind of broke..."
Diego: "Don't worry.. how 'bout we all hit up Costco for lunch? Costco samples are The Pork!"
The Pork by Macleeeee August 23, 2011
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The Pork N' Eagle

The act of the male entering the woman from behind, while at the same time pulling her arms backward toward the male. The male will simultaneously have the woman's ankles in the cradle of his elbows. This is designed for maximum penetration for the male, and a slight degree of discomfort for the female.
I came home and threw the wife down on the floor, and I gave her the Pork N' Eagle.
The Pork N' Eagle by randatola January 11, 2008

The Pork and cheese balloon

This act can only be performed when you have a larger than normal foreskin. Now, do not wash your cock for weeks letting the dickcheese build and build creating quite a sharp pungent odour, which should sting the nostrils when near. Now have your partner blow up your foreskin, much like you would a balloon and see how long the balloon can stay inflated. *Not recommended for sexual begginers or lactose intolerant
Allan: Mary and i have found a new act to add to our bedroom activities.
Greg : What is it Allan?
Allan: its called The Pork and cheese balloon
Greg: i feel sick just thinking about it...

the pork and beans 

The art of putting your dick and balls up someone's ass
''Hey man can you give me the pork and beans I'm really stressed".
the pork and beans by diqbread April 13, 2016

The Pork Snorkle

The Pork Snorkle: To put your meat in a Snorkle. Then you take the wheel from that point forward
Damn bro I got my pork in a Snorkle call that shit The Pork Snorkle

sniff the pork 

Farting on a chair/sofa/bed, then bending over and sniffing that spot where you just farted.
Dude, I just farted.

OMG! Sniff the pork!!!

Gross! I think I had rotten eggs for breakfast!!

flying the pork around 

Flying the pork starts happening after you leave the first pub for the night, either kicked out or because of closing time.
Being quite drunk, wandering the streets at night after everything was closed down and in search for a cab, but heading nowhere and just spinning around in circles, occasionally dropping some of your personal belongings or throwing yourself into the bushes if available.
Eventually you'll get to the next whiskey bar, but all the time spent from now until getting home counts as flying the pork around.
Using 'pig' instead of 'pork' is wrong and not meaningful in this context.
After the gig we were just flying the pork around when the police came and arrested us for allegedly causing nuisance and antisocial behavior.
flying the pork around by RumburaK September 14, 2009
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