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When a guy brings a girl back that likes him more than he likes her, and as a joke decides to seduce the girl into believing that intercourse is about to commence. However, instead of proceding to have sex, he decides to retreat to a corner and immediately masturbates (alone) in the corner. After getting off, he makes eye contact with the girl and announces (while stuttering): "That's All Folks!" He then leaves without any further explanation or converstation.
Wow, that bitch really wanted the D but was so annoying that I just had to give her The Porky Pig!
by Blazin Logan September 04, 2006
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When you wrap your Dick in bacon and nail a girl then when you finish she eats the bacon.
Jim gave his girl the porky pig because she likes bacon everywhere.
by dicken's cider February 03, 2014
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