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The Porch couch 

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The most important time and piece of furniture in the poor white America. If not for a porch couch family's wouldn't get fresh air. Boys would never learn to finger bang. Ferrel cats wouldn't have a safe place to birth kittens. When pappy comes home drunk he wouldn't have a place to pass out and piss himself. It ties not only the family but the neighborhood together.
Amanda Lynn is coming over today to hang out on the porch couch. But didn't pappy sleep on it last night and piss himself? Oh it's OK we will flip the cushion and push the liter of kittens to the back. I'm going to be finger blasting tonight.
The Porch couch by Glenn Roberts March 21, 2022
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pouch in the couch

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when a male gets their balls stuck in their couch
I was masturbating and I accidentally got my pouch in the couch.
pouch in the couch by daddyshortlegs April 19, 2017
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