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the piss 

The piss, brittish slang /swearword.
It's important to sak THE piss and not A piss
Did you just eat that?! Are you taking The piss

The Piss Disintegration Paradox 

A paradox explaining that if you sit in a puddle of your own piss for long enough, your legs will disintegrate.
Inferior Beta: Your piss won't disintegrate your legs.
Superior Intellectual: Yes it will according to The Piss Disintegration Paradox.

The Piss Face 

The Piss Face is a sexual act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position, with the male's face and mouth just under the girl's pussy, and then the girl pees directly into his mouth. The same can be applied to gay males, lesbians, transgenders, non-binary people, heteroflexible people, demisexuals, sapiosexuals, and more!
Nathan: Bro, how much piss did you get in your mouth last night from doing The Piss Face with Marlee?
Joe: I received a lot of piss from her pussy in my mouth, and it was delicious!
Nathan: You're nasty, dude. You need mental help! This isn't normal, man. This is beyond weird!
Joe: Oh, come on, don't knock it till you try it!
Nathan: Hell no, man. That's disgusting as fuck.
The Piss Face by efishies15 January 25, 2019

The Piss Boner 

The myth that one may get a boner when they have to piss.
Go back to sleep kyle, the piss boner isn’t real.

The Piss Company 

Person who likes to bash other peoples opinions, attacks people for their own beliefs, and hates on every socialist polandball/planetball creator.
The Piss Company is bashing my opinion on TUGS!
The Piss Company by heos June 14, 2023

the piss master

The master of piss and pissing
j: who are you?

d: I am the piss master
the piss master by ThePissMaster April 26, 2024
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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