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The Peyton Manning 

A stunning sexual maneuver which can only be performed by a pro-style athletic type, much like the pro quarterback its named after. The move stems from what quarterbacks have done right before the hike during NFL games. It involves the female counterpart squatting over the man's genitals and acting as if his lob-on is a football awaiting to be hiked. The female then licks the tips of her fingers mimicking the quarterbacks that do the same before the hike to get their hands nice and lubricated. The female then yells "hike!" and the man lifts his lob-on into her awaking moist hands and she quote "goes to town on his dick with her hands" with and swift up and down motion. This will eventually lead to a touchdown for both players involved, where the seaman shoots into the female's face to metaphorically symbolize the Gatorade bath Peyton would receive upon throwing a game winning touchdown.

Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".
- "The Peyton Manning is the best thing that has ever happened to football"

- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."

- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."

- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026