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The Peter 

Being a thiccccccccccccccc cunt doing his work and is working on perfecting the "Wild Card".
Fucking cunts reading this are performing the peter
The Peter by ZOMB1E December 5, 2018
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The Peter 

A style of hairstyle similiar to the beiber but with more weight on top. Ussually defined as the perfect hairstyle for shorter people.
I went to the hairdresser and she gave me the peter. I am so happy.
The Peter by A Leprechaun is short September 22, 2010

The Peter 

It’s a phrase used when your talking about somebody’s life or something in general that’s inconvenient and crazy
THATS the Peter

Dam he just Petered your whole career
The Peter by The Hood Librarian February 10, 2020

The Peter Move 

Created by a homosexual named Peter Nguyen, It's when you ask a person you ALREADY KNOW, who they are. It's mostly used on social websites like facebook. Very famous in Santa Ana. The whole point is to aim for a conversation, which you hope will lead to new girlfriend.
Guy:-sees girl add him on facebook-
Guy: Hey, Do i know you ? :3
Girl: Yeah... we talked yesterday... im in your class..
Guy: Oh, i totally didnt know that :O
-becomes friends for life-
Guy thinks to self: Glad i did the Peter Move!

The Peter Allen Method 

To find an answer that is clearly wrong by making up a method and using bad assumptions.
Guy 1: I think Jimmy is going to make the fluids final easy

Guy 2: How on earth did you come up with that theory?

Guy 1: The Peter Allen Method

The Peter Stone Syndrome

To have some form of romantic relation with someone one day, and the next day that someone chooses to ignore you for a long period of time. You, the victim, feel the need to confront that someone, but when you do so, you get shot down and then you die.
"'I think I have The Peter Stone Syndrome...' 'You mean your life completely sucks right now?' 'Yeah basically I'ma jump too high on a trampoline and get rocketed into space and die now.'" Beware of The Peter Stone Syndrome. BEWARE!

The Peter Pan Handbook 

a pamphlet containing information about various things including closet monkeys, Horatio Sanchez, and when not to eat bananas
"Where did you hear that from?"

"I found it in The Peter Pan Handbook."
The Peter Pan Handbook by Sin-dee January 11, 2009
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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