the perfect crime 

Something which is cunning and clever and very useful, note. does not have to be an actual crime. Or it can be anything you want , i dont really care myself , i think ill grab myself a beer,yehay yay, shut up, no one likes youy

Jimmy:hey guys i just got a free balloon cus i sed it was my birthday, he he the perfect crime

the perfect crime by Jimmy Burgess October 30, 2005

The Perfect Crime 

A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.

"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"

The Perfect Crime by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012