Definitions by Jay-Swagg

The Perfect Crime 

A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.

"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"

The Perfect Crime by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012