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The Penis Monkey challenge
The act of competing against others by attempting to successfully perform the "Penis Monkey Surgery" the quickest.
Man 1: "Did you see Tommy's new time on the Penis Monkey Challenge?"
Man 2: "Yes, I believe his time was 1:38!"
Man 2: "Yes, I believe his time was 1:38!"
The Penis Monkey challenge by Johnny Asswipe IV March 8, 2021
the penis game
the penis game by sm00shr December 20, 2014
The Penis Swastika Mistake
The rookie mistake of trying too hard when designing a logo and you end up making one that has either a penis, a swastika, or both, included in your design.
Dude, #Slack tried way too hard designing their new logo. They ended up making The Penis Swastika Mistake. So sad!
The Penis Swastika Mistake by CaptainOraznatac January 17, 2019
The Penis Of America
The Penis Of America by Toriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii February 12, 2008
The Penis Showing Game
The Penis Showing Game or otherwise known as "The Game". Featured in the motion picture "Waiting" (2005), it is a game created by the character Raddimus and is widely played by all the male workers of Shenaniganz.
The main objective of the game is to get someone to look at your genitals and accusing them of being homosexual by calling them a faggot, then following a firm kick to the arse. No matter what, you must call them a faggot, otherwise the game loses it's whole meaning.
In the movie, Raddimus describes the several positions to a newcomer at Shenaniganz. He explains that there are several different positions with different difficultly levels. As the difficultly level rises so does the number of kicks you can give your victim.
Here are the positions:
1. "The Flash And Go"
The player plainly pulls down his pants, allowing time for his victim to appreciate it, then bringing the pants back up. For that, you get one kick.
2. "The Brain"
Here you isolate your testicles with your fist, forcing them forward against the skin to resemble that of a brain. For that, you get 2 kicks.
3. "The Bat Wing"
This is where you take the excess skin of your genitals and stretch them out until it is flat like paper. Now you should be able to see some vains and the slight resemblance to a bat wing. For that, you get 3 kicks.
4. "The Goat"
What Raddimus describes as one of the more "Trickier" moves of the game. What you do, is you palm your penis into your hand and you stretch it behind you so that it is visible from the cavity between your anus. For that, you get 4 kicks.
Now these are just the basic positions. But as the movie quotes, "We're always looking for creativity, so when you got a little down time to yourself, play with your nuts, you might just create a new move."
The main objective of the game is to get someone to look at your genitals and accusing them of being homosexual by calling them a faggot, then following a firm kick to the arse. No matter what, you must call them a faggot, otherwise the game loses it's whole meaning.
In the movie, Raddimus describes the several positions to a newcomer at Shenaniganz. He explains that there are several different positions with different difficultly levels. As the difficultly level rises so does the number of kicks you can give your victim.
Here are the positions:
1. "The Flash And Go"
The player plainly pulls down his pants, allowing time for his victim to appreciate it, then bringing the pants back up. For that, you get one kick.
2. "The Brain"
Here you isolate your testicles with your fist, forcing them forward against the skin to resemble that of a brain. For that, you get 2 kicks.
3. "The Bat Wing"
This is where you take the excess skin of your genitals and stretch them out until it is flat like paper. Now you should be able to see some vains and the slight resemblance to a bat wing. For that, you get 3 kicks.
4. "The Goat"
What Raddimus describes as one of the more "Trickier" moves of the game. What you do, is you palm your penis into your hand and you stretch it behind you so that it is visible from the cavity between your anus. For that, you get 4 kicks.
Now these are just the basic positions. But as the movie quotes, "We're always looking for creativity, so when you got a little down time to yourself, play with your nuts, you might just create a new move."
So we were playing the penis showing game. David concealed his "brain" at the last minute and busted it out. He got two kicks on everyone.
The Penis Showing Game by T[-]eory May 2, 2006
The Penis Game
A game in which at least two people yell 'penis' because of immense boredom. The person who yells it the loudest and gets the most number of weird stares wins.
*in the middle of a school assembly on the rules*
Guy 1: *whispering* wanna play the penis game?
Guy 2: *whispering* penis...
Guy 1: *slightly louder* penis.
Guy 2: *almost yelling, but not heard yet because of the immense amount of talking.* Penis!
Teacher: Inappropriate words will not be toler--
Guy 1: *screaming very loudly* PENIS!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: *whispering* wanna play the penis game?
Guy 2: *whispering* penis...
Guy 1: *slightly louder* penis.
Guy 2: *almost yelling, but not heard yet because of the immense amount of talking.* Penis!
Teacher: Inappropriate words will not be toler--
Guy 1: *screaming very loudly* PENIS!!!!!!!!!
The Penis Game by blorphablorg87 October 21, 2009
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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