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The Passover

The Passover is completed when one is having sex with a woman who is on her period. A few minutes into the disgusting and bloody intercourse, the man pulls out his dick and marks a streak of blood on his significant other's forehead, just like when the tenth plague was brought upon egypt and lambs' blood was put on doors.
When the girl I picked up last night told me she was on her period, I didn't shy away from sex; rather, I saw it as an opportunity to perform the Passover and save the baby I was to create in her that night.
by ZBT's very own Spyder January 26, 2006
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'The passover' is when you run your digits past a womans balloon knot, for the first time, to see if she's is accepting of the anal action.
Shneller attempted the passover by running his marag finger past her 'rusty sheriffs badge' She didn't appear to flinch so he concluded that she was accepting of the anal action.
by The daft duck June 26, 2016
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When your lungs are too fucked to fill a bong, so your mate fills it and passes it over to you for ripping.
Matthew!I wanna hit it again, but I’m wheezing like a bitch. The Passover is nigh!”
by The Hylander July 10, 2018
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one day the jews are in egypt being all slave-like and thtye got pissed and was like "Ay, Moses, go to the pharaoh and be like LEt My People Go, aight?" so moses goes to he pharaoh and he's like "Ay, homeslice let me get a wod outside" and the pharaoh was like "Fo' shizzle dizzle" MOses was like "Let my people go" an the pharaoh was like "No" so moses said "NOw mygod is gonna bizznatch ur ass!aight?" so all the plagues happened and the pharaoh was like "OK MOses get out!" so moses went to the jews and was all like "H-hey let's go!" so they startd a-walkin' an got to the Red Sea to find out it was really blue and that the pharaoh was following them so moses was like "Ay god, a little help" and guess what god did. take a guess. HE made a bridge just like u thought rite, rie of course i'm rite it's my story. so the jews are in chillin' in the desert for 40 years and then all of a frieken sudden MOses turns around and starts walkin back to egypt and the jews was like "Ay, moses, where u going?" and he was like "to egypt, foo!" and the was like "butmoses the pharaoh will make u a leave again. y go back?" and ya know what moeses said? he was like "i left my shoes in egypt and those mothafu***s was jordans. ain' no way i leavin' dem in egypt!"
by Da' Hamma December 1, 2003
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