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The Parrot 

The goal of the parrot is for the man to set his full package (testicles, scrotum, and penis) upon an unsuspecting partners shoulders, just like a pirate. With the testes acting as the body and the penis acting as the head of the parrot. The man can add phrases such as; "Braaak, Polly wants a cracker"; "Yaarrgh"; "I want to plunder your booty" and so on.
"After I showered, I was looking for my hairbrush in the cabinet under the sink and my husbands parrot landed on my shoulder."

"I gave my wife the parrot and said that she looked just like Blueballs the Pirate."
The Parrot by telemarker August 15, 2009
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The Parrot 

The act of giving someone the Parrot is when you drape you penis over a unsuspecting persons shoulder and with 1 arm reach around and hand them a cracker so they can feed the bird (penis on their shoulder)
Why do you have crackers in your pocket? wait until i drink Taeghan is going to feed the parrot
The Parrot by Touge_Drifter October 17, 2012

the parrot 

After you are done having sex with a girl and she is sitting on the side of the bed putting her cloths on you stand up on the bed and put your junk on her shoulder and ask if she wants a cracker.
After I was done fucking that bitch last night I gave her the parrot.
the parrot by Paulie Parrot May 3, 2009

The Parrot 

The Parrot (verb)
When a woman continues to talk after having sex and the only way to shut her up is to throw a blanket over her so she'll go to sleep.
Guy: Man this chick will not shut the fuck up.

Me: hmm hold on *throws blanket over her*.
Guy: What did you do that for?

Me: When you want birds to sleep you cover their cage and they think it's dark and time to sleep.

Guy: sweet
Me: Yea, I call it the parrot
The Parrot by Some guy#2 January 1, 2017

The Parrot 

While a girl is on her knees throwing up into the toilet, a guy does her from behind.
Last night Brad did the parrot to his girlfriend... how nice that while he is helping her with sympathy, she was helping him with sex.
The Parrot by KEVbaseball10 May 6, 2010

The Parrot of R&B 

Any one person who parrots (repeats) other peoples lyrics and music onto their R&B album.
Gee, Snoop Dogg sure gets alot of Parrots of R&Bs fucking with his lyrics and catch phrases.
The Parrot of R&B by B-Drac August 21, 2003

The Parrot of R&B 

Ja Rule and The Parrot of R&B make a good couple because both of them make lame music....if you can call the latter's trite BS 'music'!
The Parrot of R&B by Shawn B. August 9, 2003
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