The goal of the parrot is for the man to set his full package (testicles, scrotum, and penis) upon an unsuspecting partners shoulders, just like a pirate. With the testes acting as the body and the penis acting as the head of the parrot. The man can add phrases such as; "Braaak, Polly wants a cracker"; "Yaarrgh"; "I want to plunder your booty" and so on.
"After I showered, I was looking for my hairbrush in the cabinet under the sink and my husbands parrot landed on my shoulder."
"I gave my wife the parrot and said that she looked just like Blueballs the Pirate."
"I gave my wife the parrot and said that she looked just like Blueballs the Pirate."
by telemarker August 15, 2009
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
The act of giving someone the Parrot is when you drape you penis over a unsuspecting persons shoulder and with 1 arm reach around and hand them a cracker so they can feed the bird (penis on their shoulder)
by Touge_Drifter October 16, 2012
After you are done having sex with a girl and she is sitting on the side of the bed putting her cloths on you stand up on the bed and put your junk on her shoulder and ask if she wants a cracker.
by Paulie Parrot May 02, 2009
Last night Brad did the parrot to his girlfriend... how nice that while he is helping her with sympathy, she was helping him with sex.
by KEVbaseball10 May 05, 2010
The Parrot (verb)
When a woman continues to talk after having sex and the only way to shut her up is to throw a blanket over her so she'll go to sleep.
When a woman continues to talk after having sex and the only way to shut her up is to throw a blanket over her so she'll go to sleep.
Guy: Man this chick will not shut the fuck up.
Me: hmm hold on *throws blanket over her*.
Guy: What did you do that for?
Me: When you want birds to sleep you cover their cage and they think it's dark and time to sleep.
Guy: sweet
Me: Yea, I call it the parrot
Me: hmm hold on *throws blanket over her*.
Guy: What did you do that for?
Me: When you want birds to sleep you cover their cage and they think it's dark and time to sleep.
Guy: sweet
Me: Yea, I call it the parrot
by Some guy#2 December 31, 2016
Apr 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
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- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

