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The Paedinator 

The position when your girlfriend lays on the stomach and you go balls deep on top on her while simitaneously choking the throat and grabing her by the hair. to prevent any movement, you lock and restrict her with pressure from the knees so she cannot struggle while having sex.
"Imagine doing the Paedinator to spice up your sex life" - "Did she just got paedinated?" - "The Paedinator sounds like a good idea!"
The Paedinator by Paede March 27, 2023
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The Paxinator 

It is a legend that makes the hardest of roadmen shudder. The legend goes that a bald creature walks the halls of schools often a tall man. He is the biggest nonce you will ever meet! Beware your holes will be resized if you paths meet... It prefers girls but anything goes...
Hard lad Josh : " Oi bruv, wuts up wit u?"
Big Man Adam : "Man just saw The Paxinator ye get me m9?"
Hard lad Josh : "Oi, sheeeeeez. U good?"
Big Man Adam : "Yeah was about to get Paxinated"
The Paxinator by HardGopIvan May 16, 2019