The Owen 

To ejaculate on a womans face and hair while she is asleep.

I was horny but my girl fell asleep so I gave her the owen.

The Owen by OwenCreator March 2, 2008

the Owen 

Showing your meat to an underage person

this nigga just pulled the Owen on her!

the Owen by makizerox June 14, 2024

The Owen Scale 

The rating scale used by Duke University Alumna Karen Owen to rate the quality of her sexual partner/experience. The ten-point scale consists of eight areas of analysis: Physical Attractiveness, Size, Talent, Aggressiveness, Entertainment, Athletic Ability, and Bonus.

You should definitely hook up with Shane. We went back to his place last Tuesday and he's definitely a 12/10 on the owen scale!

The Owen Scale by The Amalamps October 8, 2010

The Owen Lawrence 

When your having sex on a trampoline and your about to cum you proceed to jump over her and the explode cum all over her while continuing to bounce

meI invited some girls over and pulled the Owen Lawrence
other guy what a bro

The Owen Lawrence by Dirtyswaggerman January 1, 2012

The Owen Theorem 

This theorem commemorates the idea that Owen is secretly British but hides it as he sees it as a weakness. The context within these arguments is the strong amount of evidence present that supports the idea that Owen Busko has British ancestors, creating the assumption that he is indeed British. Many pieces of evidence have supported this claim. One such example is Owen persistently driving his motor vehicle on the left side of the road in video games such as Fortnite and Grand Theft Auto V. Knowing this, one can tie the idea that he perceives driving on the left as a normal trait in his common society while present in his native country of England. When brought upon this issue, Owen becomes defensive, as he thoroughly claims his traits of driving on the left is not linked to him being British, and instead, just a misconception. When not paying attention, Owen sometimes slips up and exposes his genuine British accent. He uses common British language and slang in which could be easily distinguished if heard properly. Owen Busko's defense within these allegations are much the same. He says common phrases such as "I'm not Bri'ish!", or "Shut up!", to express his certain beliefs on this subject. These pieces of evidence are only some of the many which consist within Owen. Even though his belief is constant, the strong pieces of evidence and common sense makes it inevitable to disagree with the idea of Owen truly being British.

-SeaBandz Dafucisyoutalkinabout

"Kathy Busko sex goddess fortnite money during hannukah!"

"The Owen Theorem is the best theorem poop!"

The Owen Theorem by SeaBanda Dafucisyoutalkinabout January 14, 2021

Owen the King of Simps 

an Owen who crowns himself as being predominantly more important than all other simps and recommend all persons of the opposite sex to pleasure him

"Owen the King of Simps is remarkable"

"Yes"

Owen the King of Simps by Timberland Boot February 9, 2020

The Candace Owens effect 

A member of a marginalized community saying that the community isn't marginalized and/or deserve to be marginalized for personal gain

Person 1: Queers aren't oppressed, I have a gay friend who said they weren't
Person 2: that's just The Candace Owens effect

The Candace Owens effect by Meckma October 6, 2021