Insert the nozzle of whipped cream in a can deep into the asshole and press for 4 seconds, plug it with your finger, then put your face over the blowhole and remove your finger for the full explosive moby dick experience. The classic white whale !
by Thecuzzie July 29, 2017
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I was in the hotel pool and pulled The Moby Dick but there were no towels around to clean up. I hope the chlorine is strong.
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You first go to a local hardware store and purchase a broom handle. Then you purchase a dildo. You drill a hole in the bottom of the dildo so the handle can attach to it. You then ejaculate in your partner's mouth. They must keep it in their mouth while you throw your dildo spear at her bearded clam. Once you have successfully thrown in it her vagina, she shoots the sperm out of her mouth to simulate a blow hole.
by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 17, 2020
Get the The Moby Dick mug.a sexual position in which the penetrator does a backbend in a shallow pool, so only his erect penis is sticking perpendicular above the water.
The penetratee then rides his dick as tho she is Ishmael riding moby dick.
This position can also be done with two men, as long as the above water rider rides backward.
The penetratee then rides his dick as tho she is Ishmael riding moby dick.
This position can also be done with two men, as long as the above water rider rides backward.
person 1: "Wow you can hold your breath for a really long time!"
person 2: "Thanks, I'm training so my girlfriend and I can do the moby dick. "
person 2: "Thanks, I'm training so my girlfriend and I can do the moby dick. "
by Gjfkdoejghsjs February 4, 2021
Get the the moby dick mug.When you proceed to have anal sex with an over weight person. You then ejaculate in there ass so they then can fart it out of there blowhole aka “butthole” so that the other partner may catch it in there mouth.
Bro you won’t believe what happened last night! I met this at my AA meeting and she told me she’s into The Moby Dick! It was gross.
by The Crusty beav September 21, 2021
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