The Megatron

Tapping together all remote controls into one super remote.
The Megatron... Sky remote; Tv remote; Dvd remote; Video remote; Stereo remote inclusive. Best to use duct tape.

Says Sofa Masturbators Not Urban Freewheelers

<See Peep Show S5:Ep1>

Able: wHATS THIS?

Kyle: The Megatron!

by Apedanger May 26, 2008

The MegaTron

Similar to the donkey punch...
Whilst having sex in the doggy style position, the dealer yells out loud

"You have failed me for the last time Star Scream!"
followed by the dealer punching the receiver in the back of the head.

I totally gave jenny the MegaTron last night...one word... EpicEjac.

by ClaverFlav July 2, 2010

The Megatron

A sex move involving the man pulling out of a woman while having sex in the back of a truck, and dumping his load into the engine of the car.

In rare cases, the vehicle has been known to transform on site and immediately begin searching for the All Spark.

Oh what the hell! I really wish i never did the Megatron because now my brand new truck it out searching the world for the All Spark.

by Black man, little suit, June 3, 2010

The MegaTron

The Connection Of Pubic Hairs Between A Male/Females Arsecrack and Genitals. Generally Seen Only Went Bent Over... Suggesting You Are A "Bad Guy" and "Don't Mess With Him, The Megatron Will Devourer You!"

(If Only A Picture Could Explain The MegaTron :P)

by Ps3rp October 7, 2009

punishing the Megatron

An act of vigorous male masturbation.

"Cathy walked in on Dave while he had his pants down punishing the Megatron. He quickly looked up in sweaty, red faced shock."

by bored_redditor January 8, 2012

The American Megathon

First, you pour gasoline into your penis. Then, you travel to the Grand Canyon. After arriving, you run to the beginning of the canyon, with the gasoline still in your penis, and light your penis on fire. You then proceed to balance on a tightrope, naked, while peeing out the fire, also known as the Ecuadorian Flamethrower and wrestling a bear, whilst eating bee's. You win if you make it across the canyon, without dying. Oh, and you need a vagabond to be at the end of the tightrope, to give to the bear.

Tom: "I just did the American Megathon! I could really go for a Cheerwine right now."
Steven: "Be sure to make it a Cheerwine bomb when you're done."

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014