The Manyon

A Large underground canyon housing the Underworld, a hellish dimension, many tortures take place here.

The Manyon is similar to the Grand Canyon, except larger and darker

by Anions Wrinkly October 15, 2012

dippin in the mayonnaise

Having romantic (more likely sexual) relations with some one who is overweight

My boy likes his girls big, every Saturday you can find him at the club dippin in the mayonnaise

by venum April 10, 2004

punching the mayonnaise container

A term used to describe the means of female masturbation.

Ohh I was peeping on Megan again and caught her punching the mayonnaise container.

by DonkeyPecker November 3, 2020

putting the lid on the mayonnaise

Putting a condom on *after* you cum.

“Honey, I’ll be right there — I’m putting the lid on the mayonnaise!”

by no original thoughts April 29, 2022

the manson

the procedure where you get ribs removed so that you can suck you're own dick, made famous by Marilyn Manson.

Charlie is so gay, he told me he wants to get the Manson.

by Colin G. November 26, 2007

Slap the mayonnaise

1. When a woman slaps her clitoris during the act of masturbation. Examples can be found in a variety of pornographic films, including (but not limited to) CLAM SLAPPERS volumes 1-62, DIVING IN OYSTERS volume 6, and DADDY, DON'T! volume 16. This move was popularized by Nina Hartley in the 1983 film, PINK CANOE. 2. When a male reaches an orgasm of prodigious proportions. For examples, see any Peter North film. 3. Preparing a sandwich with mayonnaise. 4. The act of patting one's head and belly at the same time. Considered impossible by some, there have been several people throughout the years who have been able to accomplish this feat. According to old world legends, those who are capable of this also possess the ability to see the future and to control the thoughts of minor mammals. 5. An all-purpose phrase that can be applied to any questionable action. RELATED FACTS: When this phrase is used, it is not uncommon to accompany it with a gesture familiar to those who have seen THE KARATE KID. Both arms are swept across one's chest in unison, back and forth in a slapping gesture.

1. "Dude! Look at her slap the mayonnaise!"
2. "I'm gonna' slap the mayonnaise all over you, baby."
3. "I think I'm going to slap the mayonnaise on a few slices of bread."
4. "Shit! I didn't know slapping the mayonnaise was so difficult!"
5. "I'ma slap the mayonnaise all over this hizzie!"

by Tusitala July 29, 2009

The Mayonnaise

The taste you get when you are inhaleing the plastic fumes of his plastic bong while smoking out of it

Dude: *inhales* Aw its the mayonnaise

by Mayonnaise Master December 10, 2005