The taste you get when you are inhaleing the plastic fumes of his plastic bong while smoking out of it
by Mayonnaise Master December 1, 2005
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Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument
by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018
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When you are so drunk you turn pale from alcohol poisoning and become goop on the floor.
Scoob crushed a whole fifth of Jim before the party and got mayonnaised.
by Coach Scoob Bean March 3, 2019
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Something that is not, in fact, an instrument.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
by Hosta Mahogie November 14, 2011
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A god of Mayonnaise some would say. This person will bathe, will consume, will even do intercourse with Mayonnaise... The amount of things this type of person will do with Mayonnaise is uncountable... There are just too many possibilities.
Person 1: Have you heard about Matthew? He's become such a Mayonnaiser
Person 2: I know right, he brings that jug of Mayonnaise everywhere.
by shane_y May 15, 2020
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Tf you looking up mayonnaise for? Have you really never heard of mayonnaise
Mayonnaise is not a fruit
by POOR AUTISMO January 24, 2019
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