The Man in The Suit

An Analog Horror series created by Unknowingly. The series is featured on a man who had basically fused in a Godzilla suit after taking a drug.

Bro 1: Man this Analog Horror series called The Man in The Suit is very cool!

Bro 2: Nah man, it's actually very boring. I'm gonna go to bed now.

After Bro 2 woke up and looked outside of his window, he saw The Man in The Suit outside of his house.

The Man in The Suit by ComputerWorld February 2, 2024

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man in the gray suit

All varieties of sharks

Don't go surfing in the rain or you may get a visit from the man in the gray suit.

man in the gray suit by Clinton Michael October 19, 2006

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big man in the red suit

Nick names for Santa Claus

The big man in the red suit was coming down the chimney on Christmas Eve.

big man in the red suit by Bonny Eagle December 19, 2016

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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