the man upstairs

The Man Upstairs better known as God

I believe the man upstairs is watching over me

by RavenousPlant April 28, 2006

the man upstairs

noun.
a judgmental guy who watches everything I do, can hear everything I say and if I don't give him ten percent of my paycheck every month he'll kick me out.

Tim: Sally I can't have sex with you it will upset the man upstairs.
Sally: wow, Tim I didn't know you were so religious.
Tim: I'm not, I just mean that My landlord Frank is really old fashioned and he might not let me renew my lease.

by Colte the Pirate January 12, 2007

man upstairs

god (this is also referred in a j. cole song) god

man: "you got lucky, thank the man upstairs"
friend: "your right"

J Cole's singers:" so everyday i thank the man upstairs just for you and me G.O.M.D"

by karla Avila garcia August 12, 2016

the man upstairs

A voyeur who has nothing better to do than cause wars and punish free thinkers.

You better be close-minded, or the man upstairs will deal with you.

by Dusted September 9, 2006

the big man upstairs

A deity who lives "on high" in Heaven or another analogous place. Most often refers to the God of Christianity.

Man, I was saved by the big man upstairs the other day, and I feel great!

by melchizedek70x7 November 13, 2013

big man upstairs

A nickname for God, specifically in the Christian faith.

I pray to the big man upstairs every morning.

by BrotherEd July 23, 2016

creepy man upstairs

Ed. aka the man sleeping on your mom's couch who will rape and/or kill you if you go to get some milk. His skin flakes are ingrained in the leather.

Person 1: Hey, go get me some milk
Person 2: Dude, the creepy man upstairs will rape me!

by Plushplush February 12, 2010