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The Magnus

A sandwich composed of two hamburger patties with cheese, a split hot dog, and a fried egg using waffles for the bun.
Jeff: Im so hungry, lets get a McGangBang
Tim: Screw that! Man up and make The Magnus!
by Bigfattie93 August 3, 2011
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The Magnus Archives

The Magnus Archives is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

*sips cup of madness*
"Have you listened to The Magnus Archives?"

"Is that the podcast of a bunch of queer British people screaming?"

"Yeah that's the one"

"Of course, how could I forget the name of my latest hyper fixation of the past 2 months where I lock myself in a dark room and get absorbed into a podcast that at first seems like spooky stories, but transpires into something horrific and deep?"

*The phone rings, it's your mother. She's worried about you. You haven't come out of your room in 2 months. Please answer the phone*
by Not Safe For Worms May 7, 2020
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Magnus the Red

"Hey do you like Warhamme..."
"MAGNUS THE RED DID NOTHING WRONG!"
by Fiskmaster September 18, 2021
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Magnus the red was described as "a traitor" in the Horus-Heresy by SOME in the 40k universe, HOWEVER, this is technically true due to him still having the THOUSAND SONS as a traitor-legion of space-marines,
HOWEVERx2: Magnus the red was still not considered a traitor in If The Emperor Had a Text To Speech Device by the God Emperor Of Mankind.
"Woah dude was that Magnus the Red (40k character) i just saw?"

"pretty sure of it bro-"
by Magnus the Red January 3, 2021
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The Puer Magnus Brotherhood

A group of 3 best friends that started in 9th grade. None of them are fat but one is way taller than the others at 6’ and 220 pounds of muscle, he is also the oldest. The next oldest is also the thinnest and weighs 100 pounds he is also the shortest at 5’ 5”. The final one is the youngest and he weighs 156 pounds and is 5’ 7”
The Puer Magnus Brotherhood is coming at you to do absolutely nothing but tell you about Jesus we are not mean we are good Christian Boys
by ChurchBoi2005 February 22, 2022
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He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.
ALL HAIL MAGNUS ERICKSON ALEXANDERSON THE DIVINE JESUS CHAIR
by planttreesplease January 24, 2015
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