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The Lotion Defense

A term used to defend the presence of light white stains on a womens black yoga pants. Much like the Toothpaste Defense.
Hey Babe is that Jizz on the back of your yoga pants? No its body lotion! The Lotion Defense.
by Chuck Clark September 16, 2012
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