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The Lightsabre 

A sexual position where two women sit on either end of giant dildo, whilst it being held up in the middle by a third party.
Mary : Honey want to try the Lightsabre tonight.

Chloe: Sure, we'll invite person 3 to hold it for us

Or :

Whips light Sabre out, time to put it in your Darth Vader honey

Luke I am your daddy

You naughty little...

makes a chewbaca noise
The Lightsabre by Misachu November 25, 2019
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Baby Beav aka "The Lightsaber"

A sexual act that in order to achieve you must have large volumes of Jager. It involves three men, the third enters about 7 to 15 minutes in, it is a standing 69 and when both men are about to climax the dominate one yells jagerbomb and pile drives the other to the ground. Then the third man watches and takes in depth notes. You must be wearing glow in the dark condoms.
Twatwaffler: you wanna Baby Beav aka "The Lightsaber" tonight?
Turdburgler: yea sure sexy ;)

Lightsaber vs The Death Star 

A piss-fight between a male and female. Dick = Lightsaber; Pussy = Death Star
She stood over me and started spraying, so I grabbed my dick and lightsabered her face! It was a classic Lightsaber vs The Death Star situation!
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004