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The Lakner 

The Lakner is believed to be an ancient creature that takes the form of a human being or vice versa. Dating back to 900 B.C. there has been evidence of a creature approximately 15 feet tall with Blue/Gray fur, and has a human like stature. He has very long strong arms with two four fingered hands. Each finger has 4 inch claws that can cut through almost any known solid matter. His legs are very long and may be his most powerful asset, capable of reaching speeds upwards 85 mph and jumping up to 40 feet in the air and crossing a distance of 300 yards with a single leap. Crossing the path of the Lakner is almost always fatal. It is believed by historians and biblical scholars that the Lakner was the one that ate apple off of The Tree of Knowledge. There is no known way to kill or destroy the Lakner. There have been numerous sightings of the Lakner, the most recent was back in 2011 when a truck driver reported that he saw a creature between 10 feet and 15 feet tall with dark fur and glowing yellow eyes. It was said that the creature was chasing down a white sedan and then apparently leaped onto the vehicle, punched a hole in the roof and then proceeded to decapitate the passenger. The vehicle then drove into a ditch. When authorities arrived they found the car completely destroyed, with claw and bite marks all over the body and interior of the car, but the most disturbing thing they found was the that the bodies in the vehicle were completely torn to shreds.
"Holy fucking shit that wasn't a werewolf, that was a Lakner!"

"Sweet mother of Billy Mayes that thing killed Jimmy, I think it was the Lakner!"

"I can't believe I'm being mauled by a Lakner, I mean really what are the odds?"
The Lakner by PapaXray October 11, 2012

Lakers beat the Supersonics 

in, relating to, or characteristic of a good day
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic, the Lakers beat the Supersonics... Today was a good day.

The Warden of Ladner 

A man that daily roams the streets of a small town called Ladner located in BC Canada.
Looks there comes the warden of ladner!
The Warden of Ladner by bige652 January 16, 2023
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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