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Guy 1: The Ku Klux Klan is coming to town.
Guy 2: Grab a baseball bat, nab a couple and we'll make Grammy comfortable throughout the rest of the year without having to buy triple-ply.
Guy 1: I'll go get the kids. They'll love this!
by Liberal Lady Ann November 8, 2016
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A Group of Ignorant Rednecks who Dress up in bedsheets and protest because they are still but hurt from the civil war. Known For having the mental capacity of a potato.
look at those Ku Klux Klan members. I wonder if any of them graduated high school.
by riost October 8, 2015
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crazy rascist ass mother fuckers with pillow cases on their heads; even on their horses!!
teacher: Billy!! take off that god damn hood! you look like a frieken ku klux klan member!!
by kai-lan April 8, 2009
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a bunch of retarded white guys that wear pillow cases and bed sheets on there heads,they are also raceist and are mostly made up of red neaks.
by baka_kuso_yarou December 9, 2004
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People who think that think any day is good for Halloween, and don't leave you alone even if you give them candy.
That's the same stupid ghost costume you wore last year! Try something a little more original this time!
by Killing Kittens November 3, 2004
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Honestly, the Ku Klux Klan (oft. referred to as the KKK for short) is a group of racist, homophobic, anti-semitic, anti-catholic gits who also happen to be cowards. They wear white cloaks with hoods that hide their faces (proof of said cowardice) and have leaders whom they give titles such as Kligrapp (secretary), Klabee (treasurer), and Kludd (chaplain).
"That man is in the Ku Klux Klan."
"No he isn't."
"Yes he is."
"No."
"Why has he got a sheet over his head, then?"
by Lily Miera January 6, 2008
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the KKK is the most stupid group of people i have ever come to know.
i'm part of the KKK and i really want to get out of this cult, the longer i stay the more of a chance i'm going to hell. (fuck that, my ticket's laminated because of you sick fucks)
i never should have joined, i was so stupid now and if i could have ONE WISH, i would wish that all of the KKK burns in hell with me.
thanks for ruining my life. you know instead of being assholes to everyone you should try befriending Jews, Blacks, and Asians. they're not too bad!!! they're better than you shitty excuses for a human being. the KKK is a waste of carbon, sperm and egg, they're God's enemies and they're too blind to see that. they've blinded themselves because they can't see the outside world, they can only see their insides (why? because their heads are up their asses).
as someone said earlier, you make no sense, you burn crosses yet you're for God.
ahem *opens Bible*
i believe the Bible says "you shall not murder".
*continues reading*
“There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you
are all one in Christ Jesus.” Galatians 3:28
God also said he created every man equal...
John 3:16 says that God
so loved the world, ALL men.

so you're all contradicting youself. you're a confused group of shit piles who take out their confusion on nice, harmless, innocent people who aren't confused. because of you breaking the commandments, they are ALL going to hell.
to those i have spoken about in this definition, thank you for reading and have a good death, fuckers.
Sunsay School Kids: "Why does the Ku Klux Klan kill people, Father John?"
Father John: "They are confused, children"
SSK: "Aren't they disobeying God?"
FJ: "Yes"
SSK: "Didn't they say they work for God?"
FJ: "Yes."
SSK: "What's the matter with them?"
FJ: "They are posing as God's servants, they are spies for Satan."
SSK: "We're gonna grow up in this world??" *shoots themselves*

...so, do you see what you did thar? you've done it. you've killed innocent children (on the inside).
on the inside, they're dead because of you.
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