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The Chaos Possum

A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.

William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!

by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022

Knights of the Ku Klux Klan

The forgotten 4th k in kkkk.

Robert: I’m joining the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.
Damian: When did I ask?
Roberts: (Burns Damian on a cross in cold blood.)

by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022

IRS

Group of modern communist’s who pledge their life to taking your money.

Ron: The IRS took my money because I’m gay.

by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022

Light switch

Incredibly attractive and erotic women. Capable of turning somebody on as a light switch would.

Jon: Emily was looking bad today.
Alfred: Facts, she is a light switch.

by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022