The Krabby Patty

A form of voluntary sexual torture, in which a mans penis is grinded up using a meat grinder, it is one of the extreme forms of cock and ball torture.

“My fucking penis got grinded up last night while taking the Krabby Patty challenge.”

by KimJongUn12345 April 10, 2019

Krabby Patty

A burger, that Spongebob makes. And Squidward secretly likes.

"You like Krabby Patty don't you, Squidward?"

by Miku326 January 2, 2009

Krabby Patty

Burgers made at the Krusty Krab. Squidward calls it a "disgusting excuse for a sandwich."

SpongeBob can make 1,000 Krabby Patties per hour.

by Master Tonberry December 9, 2004

Krabby Patty

Spongebob’s reason to live

Spongebob: I love Krabby Patties! This Krabby Patty looks delish!

by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 18, 2021

Krabby Patty

When you get some hood rat so wet, you throw her nasty unnderwear on the floor and they dry up, creating a "Krabby patty" on the floor.

Don't fuck that bitch, she will make a krabby patty!

by Popit Chopit January 24, 2017

krabby patty

1) parents call their children this when the child is being grumpy. I find it annoying.

2) the object on spongebob that plankton is always trying to get. he always fails, I say just give up.

1) "quit being such a krabby patty."
"shut up mom."

2) "curse you mr. krabbs!"

by butterflier95 March 20, 2010

Krabby patty

Put hamburger meat in a girls ass then add ketchup, mustard, and relish. After that eat it out

I'm gonna krabby patty that chick

by Gabshab December 19, 2014