The Kooples 

A French store that has branches in the UK that sells clothes to idiot couples that want to dress so they match each other.

Clothes are generally expensive and stylish and are therefore popular with hipster wankers in areas such as Shoreditch.

A- Hey man, have you seen that new mens blazer in The Kooples store?

B- Yeah, it looks awesome, it's really good value too at £330. Me and my girl were going to get the his and hers version. Luckily I have £800 to spare after someone published a book of my poems from my blog about vintage stuff that no one even knows/cares about.

A- Yeah, you guys are going to look awesome. Remind me not to be seen with you when you wear them.

The Kooples by JRDAWG December 16, 2012

the koolest kid bob 

Bob is the absolutely coolest kid i know! he's so funny and he's such a sweetie!

i luv my friend bob!!!!

the koolest kid bob by Natalie April 17, 2005

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004