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The Kewspaper

A school newspaper run by Daniel, but the masterminds are really JermoeASFrealnotfake and ZaneyP00 and Mini beast.
"You know The Kewspaper?"

"Ludakee."
by ZaneyP00 April 5, 2022
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Reading the Newspaper

Reading the newspaper is the act of jacking off, beating the meat, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, buffing the banana, wanking off, pocket pool, pleasure yourself, or just plain old masturbation.
Caitlyn: I don't read the newspaper not three, not four, but fifty-six times daily!

Taylor: Ohh girl, I got choo and I love using anime as an aid to reading the newspaper!

Monica: My mom reads the newspaper, every morning before breakfast..
by t0uchmiib0dy August 2, 2008
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The newspaper boy

When you’re fucking your girl on Sunday so you have to throw the New York Times at her face because you are the fucking mailman. She dies on impact.
I was giving my girl the newspaper boy on Sunday
by 1pseudonym2 May 9, 2019
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