The Karamazov's law

The Karamazov's law states that the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

The Jonssons always seems so happy.

It's a good example of The Karamazov's Law, Mr. Jonssons told me yesterday that they are getting a divorce.

The Karamazov's law by M kazaim January 7, 2021

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The Karamazov Law

The real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

Person A: Man it's so horrible that Kanye and Kim are getting divorced. They looked so happy together.
Person B: Haven't you heard of the Karamazov law?

The Karamazov Law by recursive- January 7, 2021

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The Karamazov Law

The real state of any relationship is often inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

My best friend's wife posts on instagram about their supposedly-perfect marriage, but have been separated twice. This stands true with the Karamazov Law.

The Karamazov Law by Aeinoda January 7, 2021

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The Karamazov law

The real state of a relationship is inversly proportional tot the projected state of the relationship on social media.

Becky and Jake look so cute on instagram, but, they totally live according to the karamazov law, they hate eachother.

The Karamazov law by TheDankBoisin1080p January 7, 2021

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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