The Juggler
when masterbating the person pulls the penis off to one direction and when in swings tward the other prepared hand it does on stroke and then the cylce is repeted
The Juggler by NinjaZack!!! August 26, 2008
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Sack the juggler
A phrase commonly said in pubs in England when a customer or the person behind the bar drops a glass or a bottle, usually preceeded by a cheer by all who are in the pub
Sack the juggler by Proper Sheffield lad April 25, 2022
the swedish juggler
"popping" the male's penis in one's mouth. (this action is similar to "popping" a finger in a mouth to make a raindrop noise). this action is followed by the partner juggling the male's testicles with their dominant hand's forefingers. (this act does not necessarilly require that the male actually has three testicles. it is actually possible to juggle only two balls. it is not, however, possible to perform the swedish juggler on a single testicled male. that would be called a "granny shot").
wow, i heard that she fell in love with that foreign circus boy in two days and totally gave him the swedish juggler last night in the fire-eater's tent.
the swedish juggler by wonderwilma July 11, 2009
the juggernaut bitch
A video of the juggernaut kicking the x-men's asses. Dubbed into hilarity using slang and alot of use of the word BITCH.
juggernaut: you cant harm me are you a fucking ASS?!
juggernaut: im the juggernaut BITCH!
Charles: hey hey! ya im talkin to you, yo momma dresses you ass funny
juggernaut: shut the fuck up charles, BEAT jo ass! ARRHH!*throws bed*
juggernaut: I will beat the SHIT out yo ass charles, I will beat the shit out yo ass WITH charles as a matter of fact, I dun give a fuck, IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
juggernaut: im the juggernaut BITCH!
Charles: hey hey! ya im talkin to you, yo momma dresses you ass funny
juggernaut: shut the fuck up charles, BEAT jo ass! ARRHH!*throws bed*
juggernaut: I will beat the SHIT out yo ass charles, I will beat the shit out yo ass WITH charles as a matter of fact, I dun give a fuck, IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
the juggernaut bitch by lollskates May 13, 2006
I'm The Juggernaut Bitch
I'm The Juggernaut Bitch by The Real Jink July 30, 2008
the juggernaut
To be fucking unstoppable, much like, well, unlike anything else. Not only are you the shit, and bullets and kung fu are inneffective (thats right, not even ninjas can touch this), but you have a skin tight suit, and when sex is wanted (and easily obtained as all that is necessary is for you to claim your prize...) you have no need for a condom. Weakness= psychic shit. Good thing you have your back up man with the pimp cane.
"I'm the juggernaut bitch! Don't you know who I am!? You must not know who I am!"
"Ah yes, now it is time for me to take my prize... it has been like forever since I've had sex. What!? Condom!? Bitch ain't you seen how tight my suit is? I'm the juggernaut bitch!
"Get outa my head Charles, I'm the fuckin' juggernaut, I feel like I'm trippin' on acid man..." *smack* 'Gotcha bitch, I told you I'ma getchou wit' my pimp cane one way or another!'
"Ah yes, now it is time for me to take my prize... it has been like forever since I've had sex. What!? Condom!? Bitch ain't you seen how tight my suit is? I'm the juggernaut bitch!
"Get outa my head Charles, I'm the fuckin' juggernaut, I feel like I'm trippin' on acid man..." *smack* 'Gotcha bitch, I told you I'ma getchou wit' my pimp cane one way or another!'
the juggernaut by Dr. Judge Laxidazical July 31, 2008
I'm The Juggernaut, Bitch
Verbal phrase of victorious retort one says when he/she accomplishes something others deem or insinuate otherwise not possible for them.
I'm The Juggernaut, Bitch by roushie October 23, 2008
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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