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The Joel 

The Joel needs no followers, no worshipers, no recognition. That's why he made God.
The Joel by burritooooo November 12, 2018
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The Joel 

Sexual intercourse with a mentally handicap female with a pillow over her face.
Jason pulled "The Joel" on cindy from Washoe County Retarded Citizens community while holding a pillow over her face
The Joel by Big DT April 22, 2010

The Joel Rub 

A bisexual or gay male who plays off being drunk or high to get a free rub or cop a feel from another or group of males.
The Joel Rub: After that shot he went to the bathroom, he got a Joel Rub on those guys by the wall.
The Joel Rub by VanillaDrizzle August 8, 2008

The Joel Hansen

Coke, a handful of pineapple and a shot of rye

Aka an awesome drink created by Alex Turner and Joel Hansen
Dude im making Joel Hansens tonight!
The Joel Hansen is an awesome drink
The Joel Hansen by rather_dashing January 18, 2011

The Joel Garth 

A person who is oddly infatuated with Garth Brooks.
Garth is love, Garth is life said the Joel Garth.
The Joel Garth by The Joel Garth October 15, 2019

Joel The Roll 

Master of rolling.

Sometimes referred to as “JTR” or “Joel el Rollo”, Joel is a famous roller best known for his ability to roll literally anything.

His hobbies include rolling things, sometimes putting said rolled things into his system, and hanging out with his girlfriend Grace.

Special talents include underwater sex and scoring the lowest on a gay test.

He’s the roll.
Grace: Hey Joel(The Roll) can you roll this for me?

Joel The Roll: Of course baby, that’s my specialty! Just roll it over here as I always say.
Joel The Roll by BibleStudy October 29, 2018

The Dirty Joel

The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.
Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted
The Dirty Joel by Meatman121 September 4, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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