The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An
alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a
fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up
drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest
ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic
power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.