The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a
cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on
co-workers, and should continue filling the
tank throughout the
night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest
ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag
motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to
spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.