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Touch the item
Touching the item means acquiring something of high value with low quantity's. Which make this item hard to get so therefore your touching the item.
Touch the item by CookchatHOK January 9, 2020
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I got the item on me
I got the item on me by That smart nigga January 27, 2024
Use code Not_Jelo in the Item Shop
It's used when you need to use code Not_Jelo in the item shop and if you don't Gone will tell you to stfu!
Use code Not_Jelo in the Item Shop by Use code Not_Jelo March 30, 2019
putting pokeballs in the items pocket
Random fuck boy: "DUDE I AM GOING TO BE PUTTING POKEBALLS IN THE ITEMS POCKET"
Random fuck boy 2: "What does that even mean?"
Random fuck boy 1: "I DON'T KNOW BUT IT SOUNDS FUCKING INTENSE!"
Random fuck boy 2: "What does that even mean?"
Random fuck boy 1: "I DON'T KNOW BUT IT SOUNDS FUCKING INTENSE!"
putting pokeballs in the items pocket by xXp00nslaya6969Xx December 25, 2014
Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
Theitem
theitemdividing
theitemdevising
theitem division
felonious
thief
theft
thiefted
theitems
(the plundered scheduled initiated items to meet theft or separation);
is a stage of plunder as if thieftedness is theft.
theitemdevising
theitem division
felonious
thief
theft
thiefted
theitems
(the plundered scheduled initiated items to meet theft or separation);
is a stage of plunder as if thieftedness is theft.
Theitem by michaeldavidhoward April 22, 2021
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