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The Hollywood 

The Hollywood inolves ejeculating into one's hand, slapping a woman(s) in the face with said cum-hand, and promptly leaving the vicinity. Best used when a gal begs to be came on, and won't let go of the subject.
Woman: "Oh my god come on my face come on my face come on my face.."
Man: "Ok...here's 'The Hollywood'"
Woman: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
The Hollywood by adam mcd October 21, 2005
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The Hollywood Exchange 

This is a sexual proclivity (fetish) where two individuals decide to come together in the bedroom. During The Hollywood Exchange, these individuals firmly press their anuses against each other. One individual then makes a bowel movement (BM) thereby pushing the excrement in to the other individual's anus.

Repeat as desired.

The name "The Hollywood Exchange" is a tongue in cheek reference to the culture of artificiality and marketing rampant in today's entertainment industry. Often lies and shallow "shit" is passed back and forth welcomingly between assholes.
Danny and Andrew really like to make each other feel great by complimenting one another. One night they decide to take it to the next level. The two gentlemen remove their drawers and press their assholes tightly against each other. Andrew passes a firm log out, and in to Danny's dirt star. Danny grins widely, proclaiming his thanks for The Hollywood Exchange.

The HollyWood Rejection 

When you walk up to a hot hollywood girl, or celebrity, from behind and ask them out, or hit on them. They then quickly turn around in an upward spiraling motion, slapping you in the face with their large (obviously fake) bosom.
Hey, dude, while you were in L.A. did you ask any hot girls out?

Yeah, I found like 3! But all of them gave me the HollyWood Rejection.

The Hollywood Haynie 

Grown ass men that like to have sexual relations with statues
We went to a museum and Ross pulled a The Hollywood Haynie on the Venus Demilo
The Hollywood Haynie by Toddisaretodd September 9, 2020

The Hollywood Handshake 

The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.
“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”

The Hollywood Handshake 

The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.
“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”

Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign 

Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign either is protesting the perfection wanted of people or physically urinating off said sign.
Man:”I went and got a drink.”
Man 2: “Oh no.”
Man: “Yeah I ended up Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign.”
Man 2: “Protesting?”
Man: “No... literally.”
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