The absolute 100% accurate observation that anyone wearing a hat, any head covering by definition, while operating a motor vehicle is a horrible driver and is within moments of doing some stupid, dangerous, inconsiderate or a combination of.... Within moments.
A hat within this definition is literally any head covering, from caps to wigs to turbans, yalmulkas, tupees, hoodie, literally anything.
This rule was first observed by Nemat B who passed it to his daughter who passed it on to me as a teenager. C. 1987
A hat within this definition is literally any head covering, from caps to wigs to turbans, yalmulkas, tupees, hoodie, literally anything.
This rule was first observed by Nemat B who passed it to his daughter who passed it on to me as a teenager. C. 1987
by The Goochie April 22, 2022
Get the The Hat Rulemug. A rule made to keep people (ladies) from stealing your cowboy hat. If you wear a cowboy'hat, you have to ride the cowboy!
Well seeing as how you don't made off with my hat, your truck or mine in accordance with the cowboy hat rule.
Excuse me pretty lady, I assume since you're wearing my hat, you're ready to obey the cowboy hat rule!
Excuse me pretty lady, I assume since you're wearing my hat, you're ready to obey the cowboy hat rule!
by Elk_newbie July 8, 2017
Get the the cowboy hat rulemug. The Texas hat rule states that if you take someone’s hat then you are either f*cking or fighting, and man don’t hit women.
by Papi vaquero April 23, 2021
Get the texas hat rulemug. A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.
Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.
by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024
Get the the squirrel hat rulemug. “I saw Jamie wearing a guys hat when she was out on the town the other day”
“You know the cowboy hat rule - you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy”
“You know the cowboy hat rule - you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy”
by ClassyKit November 12, 2023
Get the The Cowboy Hat Rulemug. "Well, pretty lady. Since you done made off with my hat, I don't suppose you're against following the cowboy hat rule." He said mischievously.
by CallMeLeigh March 11, 2024
Get the The Cowboy Hat Rulemug.