The Hand Shake

The white man's form of hello. Hasnt been used for quite some time ever since the dap, chake and african american handshakes came into place.

Next time you meet a stranger go in for the hand shake. 94% of the time it will end up as dap, chake, or possibly a hand shake then a pull-back ending with a dap.

The Hand Shake by John Kellis Fernando March 1, 2007

the hand shake

similar to the shocker, accept its 4 in the stink and 1 in the pink, almost like your giving the girls private area a hand shake.

john: dude did you give her the shocker?

mike: nahh dude i gave her the hand shake

the hand shake by handshakeman July 10, 2011

shake the hand of the unemployed 

For males who are not getting sex on a regular basis, when they go to the toilet to take a piss and when they finish, shake their penis to get off the last few drops of pee. That action is shaking the hand of the unemployed.

Arnold asked Helen where the toilet was, as he needed to go shake the hand of the unemployed.

shake the hand of the unemployed by Ethal The Frog September 24, 2013

The heroine junkies hand shake 

How heroine junkies greet each other.

Step one: both parties hold out their outstretched, track marked arms,

step two: both take the avalable hand, and slap eachother's track marks for good luck.

:] Enjoy!

while walking down the streets of brooklyn, i often witness the heroine junkies hand shake, before, and after drug deals

The heroine junkies hand shake by Iwantmymovieback January 6, 2009

shake the bishop’s hand 

It doesn't mean to masturbate, it means to take a piss.

Keep watch for me, I need to shake the bishop's hand.

shake the bishop’s hand by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

The handshake 

the handshake is when a person is put in constraints in an asylum and is given a sedative in pill form. Then instead of ingesting the pill the person puts it under their tongue until their caretaker leaves so they can spit it out and continue to be crazy.

there are some guesses that this is the type of handshake referred to in MGMT's song the Handshake.

The crazy person thought he wouldnt get caught doing the handshake but the caretaker noticed the pile of pills collecting on his chest. Now he is given sedatives through a syringe.

"we got the handshake under our tongue" -mgmt

The handshake by theycallmefrank July 7, 2011

the handshake 

A variation to the shocker or bowling ball. The shocker's slogan is, "Two in the pink, one in the stink". The handshake is, "Four in the pink, one in the stink". As the name implies the action resembles a handshake.

Brie was tired of getting a shocker. She thought she was big enough for the handshake. When Curtis gave it to her, she screamed.

the handshake by Traviss August 5, 2006