the grinder

What some people call using the shower; usually a quick one.

{Ella}: Cummon honey, it's almost time to go to work.
{Norm}: Just a few minutes Ella, I need to go through the grinder first.

by Telephony October 13, 2014

The Grinder

The act of a woman grinding her teeth on the top of your penis during oral sex. The pain is excrutiating and sometimes results in bleeding. The reaction of the pain may result in involuntary donkey punching

Sally:I just gave my boyfriend The Grinder...

Bill:Oh how did that go?

Sally:He broke up with me and gave me a bloody nose.

by Ebonics Lad May 25, 2010

The Grinder

To "accidentally " put your penis into a meat grinder.

Yeah i was watching porn and then "accidentally " put my penis inside a meat grinder and turned the handle. Whoops. The Grinder

by Chopper-san February 16, 2015

Dale the Grinder

A streamer on multiple platforms that hates em TriHard

Dale: Okay I'll admit it I fuckin hate ni
Everyone watching: I can relate to Dale the Grinder so much

by chief_hates_em August 5, 2021

Throw it in the grinder

When your day is going bad, you put in all the weed you have into the grinder and smoke your sorrows away.

Also can be used if your having a bad day and just want something to ease your day. (alcohol, cigarette, etc)

Person 1: fuck today sucked
Person 2: what are you gonna do now?
Person 1: I'm gonna throw it in the grinder.

by Peckydoom April 7, 2010

Keith and the Grinder

A local, legendary live show, hosted by the legendary Keith, and his faithful sidekick Grinder (the Grinder) The show includes audience discussion about topics such as movies, TV, Family Guy, old movies, Family Guy episodes, golf, and more often than not, B-movies and Family Guy references. Occasionally a South Park line of discussion will sneak in. Always involves food, and drinking. And sometimes MORE drinking...

We went over to Tracy's roof top deck last night for this weeks episode of Keith and the Grinder. It was an especially good episode, full of fun, laughter, steak, and blue cheese grits. Keith made great Mai Tai cocktails for everyone, and the Grinder was spot on with his witty contributions...

by Brockly September 20, 2012

Speak to the organ grinder not the monkey.

Wanting to talk to the boss not his sidekick.
Organ grinders being the boss, and the monkey being the one who helps him out.

Normally used in a conversation to describe the 'monkey' as someone who's interfering and defending or covering for the the 'organ grinder'.

Shut up! I wish to speak to the organ grinder not the monkey.

by Jadeeeeeeee8 May 30, 2010