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Pancakes on the griddle 

When ones balls are stuck to their thigh, usually occurs when standing up or sitting down for too long, especially in hot humid temperatures
All through class, I had some bad pancakes on the griddle

Scraping the griddle 

Having sex after a prolonged dry spell.
I heard someone scraping the griddle in the bedroom next door.
Scraping the griddle by Shanigan September 14, 2015

on the griddle 

Extremely high. Usually on an indica or hybrid strain of cannibis. So much so that a person resembles bacon or eggs sizzling on a griddle.
Look at Dan. This muhfucka is on the griddle right now.
on the griddle by Davenasty July 6, 2018

grease the griddle 

Using any impromptu, closest available, not labeled as a lubricant, lubricant as a lubricant during ass play.
"Eve, we dont have any astro-glide, but we have olive oil."

"Just grease the griddle, Adam."

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026