The Great Curling 

The prophesied time when the Canadians will rise up and will cleanse the Earth of all other nations. It is generally assumed that the polite nature of the average Canadian is based on pity due to their knowledge that all non-Canadians are doomed.
It is a lesser known fact that all Canadians have a sharp blade located somewhere on their bodies which they sharpen regularly in preparation for the slaughter.

Alfie: I don't trust Matthew. Eventually he is going to kill us all
Arthur: What the hell are you talking about?
Alfie: He's Canadian.
Arthur: oh right, The Great Curling. Well at least he's nice about it. He'll probably kill us quickly and painlessly if we ask him to.
Alfie: Maybe I can still become a Canadian citizen...

The Great Curling by QueenKol April 23, 2011

Aidan / The Great Culling! 

Aidan, an ancient entity known to have descended from the heavens upon us. He is a creature of mass destruction, he is a vessel of hate, and an unstoppable force of chaos, he is known as manifest a puppy to lure his next victims close to devour their souls, ever since he strived for Damascus on Modern Warfare he has fallen out of favor of the gods, losing his position as the great culling, and being reduced to a beast thriving off the souls of the unfortunate individuals who happen upon his residency.

Thou has stumbled upon Aidan / The Great Culling! He is close to devouring my soul, I am writing this letter to my love as a goodbye I lo...

Aidan / The Great Culling! by The All-Father May 21, 2021