the governor
When a girl is giving head she puts her hand around the base of the cock so a guy cannot test her gag reflex.
the governor by HomerT February 14, 2007
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The Governor
A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"
The Governor by JB July 24, 2008
have a meeting with the governor
have a meeting with the governor by wacokid September 26, 2010
Shake hands with the governor
Shake hands with the governor by Miguel O March 6, 2012
shaking hands with the governor of love
Tossing Off
From Latin - Shakus Handus withus theus governorus ofus loveus - meaning choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking
From the motion of "shaking hands" with you cock (the governor of love)
From Latin - Shakus Handus withus theus governorus ofus loveus - meaning choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking
From the motion of "shaking hands" with you cock (the governor of love)
shaking hands with the governor of love by Tom P. Cock April 21, 2006
shaking hands with the governor
shaking hands with the governor by coyote duster April 14, 2014
Shake Hands with the Governor of Love.
v. To masturbate.
Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.
This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.
Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.
This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.
1. I'm just off to shake hands with the Governor of Love.
2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.
3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?
2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.
3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?
Shake Hands with the Governor of Love. by Drew Peacock. September 27, 2009
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