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The Goonicide

An event that occured back in January 2025 where a man with his cock out driving a dodge challenger pulled up to a bikini baristas and was angrily told to leave by a barista recording him. She posted the video online, which went viral, and after the dude, Nautica Malone, A.K.A. Goonlord saw this, he committed suicide, leading to the event being known as The Goonicide.
Hey Quavante, did you hear about The Goonicide?
by kosagui January 25, 2026
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