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The Goblin 

A small, ninety-five pound, genital-less, man-like creature that with his scrawny body annoys the fuck out of humans when they try to sleep. His antics last a few hours in the night, and consist of stealing your pillows and blankets. Also, if you fight back he goes for the eyes.
Me: *tying to sleep*
The Goblin: "THE GOBLIN!!!!!"
Me: "FUCKKKKK MEEEEE!"
The Goblin by tractorandababy January 1, 2013
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The Goblin 

The part of a man's hanging ball sack that shows when you moon someone.
Is referred to as a person/pet.
Man 1: Hey man, do you wanna meet the goblin?
Man 2: Uhhhh sure
Man 1: (pulls down pants and moons Man 2)
Man 2: Douche

Man 1: Hey doucher, quit dicking around or I'll show you the goblin.
Man 2: I'm a huge tool and fail at life and Xbox.
Man 1: Alright, I warned you (moons Man 2)
The Goblin by Dub Ard September 9, 2009

the goblin 

aids, hiv infection. transmission of std
"yo, i heard the goblin got him" same use as " the monster"
the goblin by enought with this December 2, 2007

The goblin man 

The goblin man refers to that one friend everyone has, who when he smokes becomes a full blow goblin. You will find the goblin man often will steal your food and will always wear shades and a hood.
Suspicious T: Ffs hes the goblin man

Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

A phrase to respond to an unanswerable question. It comes from a review by Possum Reviews on the homemade movie, "The Goblin." In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on a propane stove. It is never brought up again and has no reason, so Possum repeats it multiple times in the video.
Friend: Why did your parents make you?
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

grippin the goblin

To furiously beat your penis off.
Michael: Hey wanna play basketball chanhlor?
Chanhlor: Nah man im too busy grippin the goblin

Lense the goblin 

Lense the goblin is an ugly ass mofo who lost out on 1€
LENSE IS A GOBLIN
Goblin - ugly ass mofo
Lense the goblin by mittekeegi January 18, 2022
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