the germ

if u have aquired aids, you have obtained "the germ"

yo, that bitch on 49th i fucked had the germ dogg, im gonna die!"

by Paul July 15, 2003

The Germ

A dance used by 30 somethings while in the act of mating.

Joel: That guy is having a seizure or is possibly retarded.
Nick: No way man. He is doing the Germ.

by Nick3333 May 31, 2007

The Germ Freak

The act of putting hand sanitizer on a condom before vaginal intercourse.

I think my girlfriend has been sleeping around, I'm going to give her the germ freak.

by Faulkinbizzle April 29, 2009

The Germ Effect

When trying to call attention to the flaws of an opponent only to have your own flaws "outed" as a result of personal digging. Similar to the Streisand Effect in the legal community, the Germ Effect calls attention to yourself in an unwanted and unanticipated fashion. The phrase is derived from the great "2011 Yahoo Fantasy Football thread between 'Coach Germ' and 'Teddy Ruxpin.'"

Coach Germ tried to give me shit me for my 17th round pick, but upon taking a look at his team, his antics had "The Germ Effect" when it was discovered that he has 3 #4 wide receivers and 3 running backs who are time-shares.

by Chubby Ruxpin September 8, 2011

Jeremy the Germ

Disgusting and disgraceful

Jeremy the germ is disgusting and disgraceful

by Pickle mickle April 2, 2019

worm with the germ

a not unwormlike penis infected with HIV

Watch out Geraldine, word is he's packin' a worm with the germ

by thebear69 July 27, 2010

THE GERMAN SHEPHERD

The act in which an individual bites the hand of the aggressors first born then proceeds to urinate on said child. The German Shepherd can be confidently and gracefully used to assert dominance in a variety of situations if performed with dignity.

Harold: Hey Dennis the boss wants us to wash all the gipsy piss off the windows.
Dennis: Fuck this, I'm about to give this cunt The German Shepherd!!

by Dennis@ F October 17, 2022