the gareth

putting serious groundwork in with that special man or lady in your life... typically instigated by a male trying to score (with someone totally out of their league!)

I worked the gareth hardcore last night and got no where!, I laid the gareth well last night, that bloke is the king of the gareth groundwork... watch out for him and his smooth as moves

the gareth by e-pav diggity dawg January 28, 2011

The Curse of Gareth Bale 

When a team or person is feeling overly confident about a score line or even in life. Then they make a substitution or change that they think will immensely improve their situation only to end up throwing away the advantages they had... Almost as if that substitution/change was cursed even from 7 years ago.

The Gareth Bale Curse is over 61 years old (over 21000 days)
Originated in a shadowy part of North London
Some say there is no way to break the curse... even the Son wont help.
My team was winning the game but when we made a substitution we lost the lead. It was the curse of Gareth Bale again.

The Curse of Gareth Bale by Master_D October 22, 2020

Gnarfle the Garthok 

A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.

You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . gnarfle the garthok!

Gnarfle the Garthok by Brian McManus June 21, 2006

Narfle the Garthok

1. Fighting a tough enemy against your own will. (Movie Definition)

2. You/Friend(s) about to sleep with someone nasty

3. Taking a shit

1. You will Narfle the Garthok

2a. I Narfled the Garthok lastnight
2b. Dave looks like he's going to Narfle the Garthok
2c. Hey lets all Narfle the Garthok tonight

3. I'm going to Narfle the Garthok

Narfle the Garthok by Tipsy T June 19, 2008

narfle the garthog 

My friends and I picked up this phrase from the Coneheads movie in the early 90's. We adapted it to make fun of the guys hooking up with less than perfect girls out at the clubs or where ever.

Hey Atz what is Tim doing with that hosebeast over there?

That fool, he's trying to narfle the garthog.

narfle the garthog by Atzlan Masobwikam July 17, 2004

gnarfle the garthak 

To have sex with an exceedingly unattractive, usually fat person, especially whilst inebriated.
Derived from the movie Coneheads wherein Beldar must fight a hideous, greasy tusk-beast.

Damn she was fugly, but my man was mackin her friend so I had to gnarfle the garthak.

gnarfle the garthak by Santi August 4, 2005

Snarfle the Garthok 

A reference to the Coneheads movie. To take on a daunting task with failure a likely possibility.

"If you are going to ask her out on a date, then you might as well Snarfle the Garthok."

Snarfle the Garthok by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008