A break you need from a relationship or friendship, when you need to stop being in contact with someone because you are starting to dislike him/her and need some time apart to avoid the deterioration of the relationship and be cool again.
My dear Kenny has been acting like a controlling freak lately. I am sending him to The Freezer for a couple of weeks, because I can't stand him now.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.